Another World Festival – Luxury Camping Fit For A Sheikh


Taking festival luxury to a whole new gold plated level – Another World Festival is the actual factual embodiment of ‘Glamping’. This is British festival meets Elysium – one percenter shit. With less than a month to go, ticket holders ranging from Arab Sheiks to hollywood A listers must be twitching in their ivory castles; quivering with pre – festival anticipation for THIS is the first time a ‘common persons’ festival experience has been available to the elite (minus the ‘orroble hindrance of filth, drop toilets and ‘common people’).

Headlining its birth year will be legendary good viber, Snoop Dogg. Joining him will be British rap sensation Wretch 32 and Drum & Bass duo Sigma. Other acts include RnB/Dance crossover sensation MK, BBC Radio 1 and 1Xtra DJ’s Mistajam and Trevor Nelson, plus Garage legends Artful Dodger, Miss Dynamite, Lisa Maffia and Romeo. Bling.

Priding itself on opulence and customer comfort, each glittering punter will receive a ‘founders pack’ on arrival. This contains aviator sunglasses, Donatella Versace’s personal phone number and state-of-the-art headphones worth £125. Swanky.

This festival slings a haughty ‘poo poo’ to portapotties. No grotty potty’s for THESE high class botties! Flushing toilets are STANDARD, as well as permanent hot showers with water pumped in all the way from the Evian lakes of Geneva. Long queues and scrabbling for the stage are also a massive no no. There’ll be a quick-queuing system for bars to ensure that no-one misses their favorite act or breaks a nail attempting to crowd surf to the mosh pit.

Providing high class sustenance fit for royalty, a number of handpicked world food stalls are available for posh noshing, as well as a fine dining avenue containing Michelin-starred restaurants. Activity highlights include a Bollywood Arena, a Holi Holi paint war, and a Masquerade Ball. Those opting for the ultimate VIP experience will have access to a butler service, celebrity magicians, an Ibiza day bed area with table service, as well as a hidden Champagne bar.

But hang on a cotton pickin’ darm moment!! Tickets start at just £49.50 for the day, £79 for the weekend and £99 for VIP, meaning this Festival meets Elysium IS AFFORDABLE FOR ALL!!! Get your glamp on! For more information visit the Another World Festival website.